I hope y'all appreciate this: I would say I'm funny. REALLY FUNNY? Maybe, but I probably need time to hone my craft to achieve that title. Anyways, I watched Star Trek last friday night. I enjoyed it. It was great, in fact. So great....that it had to be ruined. I couldn't let that viewing experience go unscathed.
I had been planning this pretty much since the first five minutes of the movie. The ending monologue starts....Spock is uttering the the series' infamous motto. I stand up during the last couple of seconds and yell as loud as I can, "KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!" Cliche, I know. I time it perfectly. The last "N" ends exactly as the credits appear.
Silence. I leave the theater wholly satisfied.
Last Edit: May 12, 2009 19:44:36 GMT -5 by El Zilcho